Clowning Around

Since Halloween is coming up, it's time to get scary:

few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. Alcoholics. So they called their most trusted babysitter. "We won’t be back till 11, better get the trusted babysitter." "Oh but there's so many more comedy capers with the distrusted one." "No!" When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted ..............the suspense is killing me...................to watch tv oh. but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs That seems unusual, why would that be? (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage Calling this baby sitter thick are you? Congratulations to the unnamed father for this excuse to get the Pay-Per-View adult channels in the bedroom) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room "Yes, we wanted to get away for the night, just fuck off and chill will you? Couldn't have asked us while we were there?" they replied. Of course the parents said it was ok, "of course! Just stop bothering us." but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) well either he was talking to her or he was silent, you can't have it both ways said.....take the children and get out of the house.....we'll call the police...we dont have a clown statue....Did we need to be told he was talking to the babysitter there? Who else was he going to talk to? "Take the children and get out of the house...we'll call the police...we don't own a clown statue."

"Oh shit! What the fuck? I'm outta here!! This is freaky"
"Wait. No, we were just talking to the waiter, I can see how that coulda been confusing though. Yeah, we have a clown statue, what's weird about that? I'm glad you bought the clown up though, because I would hate for you to cover it up and us not to know about it." the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. But that's the opposite of what the dad said to do! Can't trust teenagers with anything today. She was probably too dumb because of all that cable she watches. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. Pausing only to steal the clown costume, the warden was planning on wearing to the prison fun run around D-Wing; he'd foolishly left around the place. "We thought it was just the warden as he slipped through the door dressed as a clown," said a spokesman, "we had no idea."

 

In my experience, if you're the type of person who enjoys a bit of serial killing - and who hasn't been bored on a Tuesday night before - it's best to get in there, do the stabby stabby, and get out as quick as possible. Playing statues is fun, but ultimately silly.

if you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand.= shit myself You mean they have all these concrete details about two unnamed parents, an unnamed baby sitter, largely unmentioned dead children and they can pin it down to happening between 2009-2011 and the police still haven't caught this man?!

And you shit yourself!? How do you think I feel? It's my bed he'll be beside. I mean I stay up quite late at night (not trying to sound cool, but I am) and I have no idea how I'm gonna get passed him to get into bed. I'm sorry if this is a waste of your time, but I'm reposting it so I don't have to sleep on the sofa and be grouchy at work tomorrow.

ALTERNATIVE ENDING: The baby sitter decided not to bother the parents and threw a sheet over the clown statue. When the parents got home they paid the baby sitter and went upstairs, as they had to whenever they wanted to watch TV, "Wait...we don't have a ghost statue," said the dad.....